Drunken, stuck-on-Earth Ford! Green spaceships! Jack failing to shag *either* Ford or Arthur! Hitchikkers writers & Time Agents and drunkenness, yay! "Jack drew the story to its conclusion and was pleased that it was greeted by laughter, admiring looks, and a friendly grope or two." This is fantastic! Thank you so much for writing this! And I'm sorry it took me a while to get to read it--but yay!